Blog 5

My story:

Audience: Teenagers


Out in the middle of Montana, there was a warehouse in a field; everyone thought this warehouse was deserted. Little did they know, there was a dance party going on inside in which everyone was taking "special vitamins" and getting their daily dose of mushrooms. These "vitamins" and mushrooms made everyone extremely happy! Little did everyone know, this party was history in the making.

During this party there was a little girl named Helen Keller. She didn't have great eyesight or hearing, but she really enjoyed music; she was also very paranoid of getting injured. Helen decided to go to this rave, but made sure to wear protection like health class taught us to. And by protection, I mean she wore a football helmet to avoid head injuries. While she was dancing and taking her "vitamins", the captain of the football team, linebacker Hans Roflcopter, started making fun of her and smacking her helmet around.

Hans was not especially liked in the highschool because of his use of performance-enhancers. This made him stronger and angrier than a rhino who got just got fired from his job (probably because of the lack of apposable thumbs). Helen finally got sick of Hans taunting her, so she Zidane-style headbutted him square in the sternum, causing him to fall backwards onto the Kool-aid (courtesy of Jim Jones). Since he was so muscular, he had no fat to protect the blow, resulting in several broken ribs. He was rushed to the hospital and was later indicted for his use of performance-enhancers.

Helen became a school legend and the helmet is now mounted in their wall of fame; their highschool was terrible at sports so they had a lot of room.